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tanoraqui:

y’all talk a big game about loving the Found Family trope, but have you ever personally burst into tears while watching 2000 Disney classic The Tigger Movie, in which Tigger realizes the existential horror and bone-aching loneliness of being “the only one” and starts desperately trying to contact other tiggers, building up his hopes only to have them crumble like like cheap honeycomb, but then he realizes that he already HAS a family right here with his friends in Hundred Acre Woods? huh? get on my level.

pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

doctorbeth:

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

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They come for spas:

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New hearts and stuffing:

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And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

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Sometimes they look like this:

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A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

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As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

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His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

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And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

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His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

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As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

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Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

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And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

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He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

stream:

I don’t like the idea that I’m not in control of my life.
The Matrix (1999)

oystersaintforme:
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oystersaintforme:

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